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I need to visit a fund-raiser that's being themed as a royal marriage ceremony. Factor is I'm a rabid anti-monarchist and am rallying for an Aussie republic.

What am i able to put on it truly is (a) non conformist (b) non offensive? I did certainly reflect on going as Charles via dressing up as an incredible tampon, yet idea that a touch excessive, so tips a bit extra appropriate could be preferred. wedding

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